Preorder Cthulhu Attacks 2 and OMG the swag you shall receive!

So, you enjoyed the first Cthulhu Attacks! book, The Fear, did you? Good, good, very good. It was freakin’ awesome, and you’re here, so you’re obviously freakin’ awesome, so this all makes sense. It's been a long wait for Book 2, The Faith. But now, O friends, it is about to arrive ... in fact, it shall debut at the … Continue reading Preorder Cthulhu Attacks 2 and OMG the swag you shall receive!

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Cthulhu Attacks 2 Preorder Swag-O-Rama: Get the new Penny Dreadful, The Emperor’s New Penis!

NEW SWAG FOR PREORDERING BY TUESDAY: My new Penny Dreadful novelette, THE EMPEROR'S NEW PENIS!     Favorite people, listen up: If you preorder Cthulhu Attacks! Book 2: The Faith by 11:59pm Tuesday, your swelling swag bag will include the brand-new, not-even-released-anywhere-yet AUDIOBOOK OF DEADTOWN ABBEY, narrated by the dashing-yet-devious actor Josh LeBrun. AND That's … Continue reading Cthulhu Attacks 2 Preorder Swag-O-Rama: Get the new Penny Dreadful, The Emperor’s New Penis!