NEW SWAG FOR PREORDERING BY TUESDAY:
My new Penny Dreadful novelette,
THE EMPEROR’S NEW PENIS!
Favorite people, listen up: If you preorder Cthulhu Attacks! Book 2: The Faith by 11:59pm Tuesday, your swelling swag bag will include the brand-new, not-even-released-anywhere-yet AUDIOBOOK OF DEADTOWN ABBEY, narrated by the dashing-yet-devious actor Josh LeBrun.
That’s right—another item of swag shall be yours: an eBook of the new Hoade’s Penny Dread novelette, The Emperor’s New Penis, which also has not been released and won’t be until late September!
TENP is quite rude, with language to match. Also (natch) penises are discussed at length (so to speak). YOU WILL GET THE EBOOK AS SOON AS YOU PREORDER, SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO WAIT!!!
Don’t wake up this Wednesday with regret and recrimination.
Preorder Cthulhu Attacks! 2 at CthulhuAttacks.com and get all dis swag!
N.B.: CLARIFICATION: People who preordered already, your swag bag will include ALL of these sweeeeeet bonuses. For those preordering before Wednesday night at midnight, you’ll get all three, too!
But after that, just the newest swag! And more to come …
DOO EEEEEET! PREORDER TODAY!